I'm not being funny but this feels like the longest term ever, even my history teacher stood at the front of the class saying 'this is the longest term ever, we are flagging.' Bless his cotton socks.
I really don't know what I'm going to do over half term, lounge about alot, hopefully have lots of nice film days. I think the teachers have realised that we have done fuck loads in term time so they have not given us alot of homework, which is naaaaice.
I was actually invited out on friday. For those who don't know me, I don't go out alot. It's not like a social reject or anything (I'm pretty fab, everyone wants to be my friend, it's a curse) however I live away from everyone in school and I'm just pretty lazy really..sorry guys. I also like to rebel against the system I guess, you all like going out on saturday nights and getting drunk? I enjoy staying in and watching Merlin then.
ANYWAY friday I did actually go out, it was a fab fab night full of drinking. So I mainly drink cider and wine ok, but this girl poured me half a glass of vodka and something else and I downed it..and I spewed..alot. It was not pretty, I am never ever drinking vodka again. It is the liquid of Lucifer.
There was also fuck loads of crying, not from me, I was a preoper happy chappy. But DramaCentral cried about how she would never be able to compete with her brother and how she was all alone. And being the top friend I am I sat there and rubbed her back and told her that I would be her girlfriend. For the record. I may well be a bit bi yes, however I am never ever going to date one of my friends which five minutes after she had stopped crying I had to warn her, just in case she turned lezza and wanted to take up on my offer. I quickly scuttled away from her and hey, necked a boy, I believe that I'm pretty aware of my sexuality. boys boys boys.
There was also a lot of crying from one of my other friend (who will remain anoymous) and said person told me so many things and I was so happy and it was all round good times and I love this person so much I can't even describe it and ahhh. one day my lovies, I will explain exacxtly what I'm on about and you will cry in happiness with me.. but not before:)
That was the night really, it was pretty fab. Oh. I did get down to my underwear at one point, don't ask, these things just happen..
I think I'm emotionally unstable.
I had a week last week where I looked in the mirror and felt repulsed, I started crying at NeverShoutNever while washing the dishes and I'm not sure why. I mean, I do not like mess and the dishes were pretty gross, but I don't believe that is the answer..
My granddad is currently dying, I haven't actually told many people about this so hey, sorry if you're one of my close friends and you're finding out right now. And we went to visit today, and even though he hasn't got long left (so the doctors say) he seemed fine. Then he went for a nap and when he woke up he was all over the fucking place and it sounds awful but, I just want him to die. I can't cope with seeing him die slowly y'know, and think it'd be less painful. I'd be a fucking wreck when it happens, but atleast I won't have to watch him trying to pretend the world is dandy for my sake.
I guess there's other stuff going on. One of my friend's is emotionally blackmailing the other. She's a bit of a tit at times, and there's other stuff but, lets not bore you.
Oh my life, I knew that one of my friends and me were pretty fucking funny but on wednesday we out did ourselves. We 'twaped' (how weird is that word) one of our friends saying that she was deleting her account and to follow her on her new one..which we put my friend's account. And then we we went on her Ask.Fm and wrote questions to herself and answered them..as herself. Literally, tears were pouring down my cheeks we were so funny. However this girl (who is a proper attention seeking whore) started crying and then she reported us to the teachers and then the school rang home, it ended up all fine BUT I have learnt a valuable lesson from this whole experience. I can not surpress my hilarious nature, sometimes it must just run free and wild like a deer, or possibly a baby when it sees a relative coming to pick it up and coo incessantly. For the most time I can surpress myself, but when comedy gold moments arrive you should grasp them with both hands, and possibly lick them, make the most out of them. Comedy is where it is at.
I have also just ordered the Kindle Fire HD, all paid for by myself! WINNING AT LIFE
I guess that's it then. Not much. I can't wait to read this when I'm older and laugh at all the amusing things I have accomplished in my life. Which is many, I feel sorry for all you sad creatures that actually go out every night and have no time to blog, CaptainComedy (can't think of a name to describe myself it's gonna have to change I'm far too amazeballs to be tied down to one name) signing off!
